Reviews

Review: Metroid gets a ponytail in Scurge

Within the context of the gaming realm, Scurge: Hive is old news. Released in late Oct. 2006 by independent publisher SouthPeak Interactive, Scurge: Hive was met with mixed critical reception, no publicity and extremely modest sales figures. So why revisit this obscure, unrecognized game more than 15 months after it hit store shelves? Quite simply, because it rocks.

Review: Karaoke Revolution Presents American Idol Encore

By Canaroo Okay. Wow. That title is amazingly long. That aside, I decided to write this little review because after a mad search of the internets (yes, all two of them), I was unable to find a single solid review of this game. Which, sadly, I wish I had because I would have read it and understood — quite plainly — that no one should even come within 50 feet of this game unless you enjo...

Infendo Reader Review – Advance Wars: Days Of Ruin

[Infendo Forums reader, ejamer, decided to hold a contest of his own in which Forum fans would write a game review. The winner, Alucard, nabbed some Wii Points. We’ll be sure to let everyone know when there’s another contest going on in the Forums. Here is the winning review for Advance Wars: Days Of Ruin for Nintendo DS.] Brief Summary on the series: Advance Wars is a series that orig...

Infendo Review: No More Heroes

Obscene would be the best way to describe this game. Not so much in the sense that there are gratuitous amounts of visceral fluids on screen, or that the language would make a sailor blush; but rather that Suda 51, the game’s creators are attempting to sell you a reality where you use coconut transportation as a means to pay an entry fee into a battle royal of the top assassins in the world....

Review: Zack & Wiki: The Quest for Barbaros’ Treasure

For a moment in late December, and just for a moment, I was transported back in time more than 15 years to a period in my life when desktop computer towers had Turbo buttons, clocked out at around 44 MHz and even the nails-on-chalkboard ping of a consumer-grade 14.4 modem was still a twinkle in some telcom engineer’s eye. It was, truly, a frightening time with much uncertainty. But this mome...

Review: Dance Dance Revolution Hottest Party

When six twenty-somethings get together for New Year’s Eve, what’s the first thing they ask for? No, not a bucket of booze — the Wii! Well, ok, maybe booze started off the night, and it certrainly ended the night, but in between pulls of Tanq and tonics and Pino Grigio there was Wii Sports, Dragonforce on Expert in Guitar Hero 3 (sha, right, Jack) and Dance Dance Revolution Hotte...

Review: Geometry Wars: Galaxies (DS)

It is no secret that we’ve been all over the Wii version of Geometry Wars: Galaxies here at Infendo. Blake has been singing its praises on a weekly basis on Infendo Radio, we awarded it our highest ranking in our review and even crowned it as one of the five best Wii games of 2007. We’ve been shamelessly singing the praises of this beautiful shooter for weeks, and if you’ve playe...

Review: Value-priced Puzzle Quest is holiday sleeper hit

A couple of years ago I sat in an unremarkable restroom stall at my old office building playing a pretty unremarkable — yet surprisingly addictive — game on my old cell phone. The game was Bejeweled, and even though much of the game revolves around luck — will the right gems fall from the sky or will you be left with no more moves? — I found myself regularly playing the tit...

Review: Geometry Wars packs a bigger bang

As the debate over the validity of game reviews reaches unprecedented volume, the very purpose of the craft of writers everywhere has been called into question. Are reviews merely written to pander to the selfish bias of stubborn fans, and have our words themselves completely lost their importance? Could it really be true that most readers simply scroll past the text in search of an all-telling ar...

Review: Rayman Raving Rabbids 2

The first Rayman Raving Rabbids was a Wii launch title and, while it was very creative, suffered from Ubisoft’s lacking full grasp of a new control system. Now, barely a year later, they’ve released a sequel that fixes some issues, but creates new ones. Some of the new minigames are extremely inventive. The ‘cellphone in a movie theater’ game is simple, but hilarious. Gamep...

Gamers don’t want honest reviews, they want fanfare

I spent the last hour reading allegations that Eidos dangled a six-digit advertising deal over GameSpot’s head in order to have long-time editor Jeff Gerstmann fired for the critical tone of his now-pulled 6/10 video review of Kane and Lynch (a text-only review remains). Whatever the real story, Gerstmann is currently out of a job. Truth be told, game makers have long since pressured gaming ...

The crate game review system is ingenious

Infendo likes to criticize the standard 10-point game review system for taking itself too seriously. Is a game exceptional, good, average, or poor — that’s all what we really want to know. But Old Man Murray devised a great way to critique video games — by how long it takes before the player encounters an uninspired power-up crate or barrel. All games contain crates, therefore al...