September belongs to Wii, zombified rhinoceri

Infendo

When a console’s list of upcoming games includes zombified animal cruelty, you either hand over September or it takes from you.

A blogger over at Destructoid has profiled eight Wii games scheduled to waggle into your living rooms next month as proof that Wii has exclusive dibs on September.

The list includes Nintendo’s Wario Land: Shake It! and third-party titles like Mega Man 9, de Blob, Samba de Amigo and the irreverent Animales de la Muerte.

Hide your 360, and you may be spared.