Nintendo finally thwarts pirates with release of 3DS

Nintendo has finally thwarted pirates who wish to take advantage of the upcoming 3DS. Pirate spokesman One-Eyed Jack was quoted as saying, “Tis rather thoughtless, if’n you ask me. How’s I supposed to enjoy rich 3D visuals when I’s only gots but one eye?”

Seriously, though, my old man has no depth perception. Anyone out there unable to take advantage of this highly touted feature of the 3DS? If so, will you still buy one or is it a deal-breaker?

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