These Squeeballs need a good Home


These little fellows have had a harsh life at the Squeeballs testing island. Many of you must be like ‘What is a Squeeball?”

Well a Squeeball is an animal that is apparently sold in stores as toys. Yet before they can be a toy they must go through a rigorous test to assure that they are top a top quality product. That means being grinded up in a meat grinder, being hit by a tennis racket into a mines, being propelled into a wall to paint pictures, and all sorts of nasty things. However, it seems that some of them managed to escape torture and escaped to my house in a crate sent by the nice people over at PDP. Hit the jump to see what else came in the crate.


I got an e-mail saying that “‘it is  okay to open the crate, they won’t bite.” I was like what crate!? and checked my house door and found this.


After reading that I thought I was going to get a whole bunch of spiders or something. I was a bit scarred to open it.


Let me tell you, seeing that eye after cracking open a corner of a crate is disheartening.


What is this!? A bunch of animals and a game!?


This one tries to stay in the crate for some reason.


Review coming soon, review copy and Squeeball plush dolls provided by PDP. All pictures taken via DSi.

An artist from New York. Will has been writing, designing, and loving video games since he was young. He has traveled across the United States, and parts of Canada in order to learn more about the world of gaming. After visiting E3 for the first time in 2009, he has vowed to return there and show off a game of his own. In his spare time he tinkers with electronics, programming, and of course collecting video games.