NES purse. Yes, an NES purse

I was going to make a post today about how Toys R Us is promising “thousands of Wii’s” before Christmas next week, but how the hell can I justify that when Infendo tipster Georg is making purses out of NES consoles? The Nintendophile in me weeps when I see an NES mangled in such a way, but in this day and age a girl’s got to accessorize, right?