Nintendo mystery press release: One-of-a-Kind Celestial Event Expected in September

This mysterious, ingenious press release just popped into the Infendo Inbox:

One-of-a-Kind Celestial Event Expected in September

Spectacular, Star-Filled Display Will Be Visible From Earth at Select Locations

Authorities at Nintendo are forecasting an extraordinary celestial event this season. Expected to be visible on Sept. 18, this eye-popping occurrence will be best viewed from a handful of specific U.S. locations (see below). Experts are still deliberating over the scientific significance of this rare phenomenon, but evidence points clearly to the reemergence of a luminous entity that citizens from all walks of life will appreciate.

Fun-seeking families and anyone who loves a spectacular event

Thursday, Sept. 18, 2008
Peak Viewing Hours:
8:30 a.m. – 12:30 p.m. C.D.T.
9:30 a.m. – 1:30 p.m. E.D.T.

Optimum viewing locations are as follows and within a one-mile radius:

— Kirby Middle School – 1328 28th Street, Birmingham, AL 35234
— Kirby Historical Mill – 275 Church Road, Medford, NJ 08055
— Kirby Park – 301 Northampton Street, Kingston, PA 18704
— Kirby Gate Shopping Center – 6548 Quince, Memphis, TN 38119


— A luminous spectacle that onlookers from coast to coast will be talking about

— A Nintendo authority will be available for interviews at Kirby Middle School in Birmingham, AL

Pretty cute idea, really.  They say a lot without saying anything at all.  Any Infendo Readers able to check out any of these events?