It’s official, Nintendo profits (finally) fell on declining Wii sales.
And for any of you who think it’s because the console is three and a half years oldâ€”a time when most consoles cool downâ€”you’re wrong. This is because motion controls are a gimmick. After all, it’s not like “real consoles” are releasing competing motion controls any time soon.
I tried to tell you guys, but you never listen. Just you watch. In a few years, we’ll be back to playing “real controllers,” you know, the kind with as many buttons as the Atari Jaguar.