I told you Wii would fade (three years ago)

It’s official, Nintendo profits (finally) fell on declining Wii sales.

And for any of you who think it’s because the console is three and a half years old’a time when most consoles cool down’you’re wrong. This is because motion controls are a gimmick. After all, it’s not like “real consoles” are releasing competing motion controls any time soon.

I tried to tell you guys, but you never listen. Just you watch. In a few years, we’ll be back to playing “real controllers,” you know, the kind with as many buttons as the Atari Jaguar.