DS Lite cake gets A for effort, C for accuracy

It’s a great cake, to be sure, but it’s not accurate.

Where’s the heck is the infamous DS Lite hinge crack? Where are the pedophiles sneaking about on the outskirts of the DS cake’s 300 foot wi-fi range? These are the things I need to know before I bestow on this cake the title of “best Nintendo cake ever.”

Oh, and apparently it plays a mean game of darts: