Wii Video Games Blamed For Rise In Effeminate Violence

slapfight225.jpgMayor “Mumbles” Menino may be on to something after all.

Reported by the Onion:

The Wii, now the most popular gaming system in the country, most recently came under fire last month, when 15-year-old Los Angeles student Brian Strickland, who reportedly plays Wii Sports tennis, was expelled for flicking his wrist back and forth at a fellow sophomore’s head. And in January, 12-year-old Boulder, CO native Andrew Conner, a fan of the WarioWare: Smooth Moves game, was hospitalized after swinging his arm like an elephant trunk into members of the eighth-grade boys basketball team.

Have you noticed any change in children you know? Has Wii made you yourself more susceptible to fits of effeminate violence?

[Thanks, Dr. Blood!]