Wii BINGO

Infendo

Wii BINGOI discovered this gem of a WiiWare game waiting to happen when perusing Malstrom’s secret web site yesterday evening.

It’s something to bide your time as you wait for titles like Galaxy or Smash Bros. or even Dewy’s Adventure to hit your system.

It’s Wii BINGO! Before you roll your eyes, just hit the jump and see what this is *really* all about.

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Nintendo is destroying the industry!

When PS60 get price cut, Wii is through.


Wii Fit!!????

Nintendo is abandoning the hardcore!

When this game comes out, THEN the PS360 will take off!

Nintendo not serious about online.

Wii is just a party machine.

Wii sells because it is cheap.


Pachter says…

Nintendo milks profit due to inferior hardware!

Gamecube started well at first too…


Wii is a fad!


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LOL minigames!!1!

PS3 is on a ten year plan.

Wii is two Gamecube systems put together by duct tape!


Argh!!! Non-games!!!1!!!


Wii-mote is a gimmick.


Stupid casual gamers!

Only Nintendo games sell on Nintendo systems.

When HD adoption rate goes up, Wii is finished.

Who cares about Wii sales? All the real games are on PS60!


Where are the third parties? LOL!


VC is overpriced rom dump!

What happens when people get bored of Wii Sports

I’ll let Mal explain this in in his own words:

Let us say you are reading your Internet news and, lo and behold, you stumble across some comments about the Wii. Smelling a troll, you break out the Wii Bingo and see if you can get a row!

For our example, let us try this interview from 1up.

In the end, this was my Bingo card:

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BINGO!!!!! I got a Bingo! Granted, I could have put a mark for I:1 as well, but you get the picture. If not, check bingosweets.com for the rules of bingo (:

There you go. A genius at work having a little light hearted fun.