Dr. Phil dishes Wii’s

Dr. Phil is like that fat, pompous uncle of yours that you only see during the holidays, and yet he still manages to make you feel strange and unnaturally violent towards your fellow man … No, that’s it, there’s no snarky blog punchline to be found here. That’s just how I feel.

Anyway, my man Phil gave away a few Wii’s today to his studio audience, and simultaneously a bunch of people across the pond in Europe starting hating Dr. Phil even if they had no idea who he was to being with. Those would be the folks who waited in line for hours and got no Wii to show for it. Dr. Phil is just GIVING them away. I know most of the Wii injuries and accidents you see on YouTube are faked, but damn, we could have used a legitimate one in this video, no?