Best Smash Bros. character to never make the cut

Stinger FTW!We may have done this before on Infendo, but I don’t care. I’m old and crusty. I lack teeth. I watch Matlock reruns. I fart dust. I use words like etcetera in everyday nomenclature, which totally defeats the point if you know what that word means. Etc. And I forget things and feel entitled not to look them up in our search field.

Anyway, which character do you think has no chance of being included in Smash Bros. Brawl, but should be in there anyway? I want weird, obscure ideas, like one of the the pilots from Stinger on the NES. Or the Burger Time chef. Or the Paperboy. And I want to know why you’ve picked this character in the comments and why it should be in Smash Bros. Brawl. Seriously people, the little flying plane thing has arms with boxing gloves on them. If that’s not Smash Bros. material, then Lair is a great game that just wasn’t reviewed properly.

If you don’t, then expect a visit from the Ice Climbers and all of the other obscure, insignificant little Nintendo characters. Like Wrecking Crew. Yeah David, I so went there.

EDIT: Not Wrecking Crew (which stars Mario) — Gyromite. The two professors, Hector and Vector.