This is breaking news, people. Nintendo project cafe Wii Related Items Nintendo: Motion Plus now standard with every Wii sold Great news: Nintendo to offer demos on select WiiWare games starting next week Kirby’s Epic Yarn trailer worth a second look 16 Comments Joe A. May 5, 2011, 1:27 pm I’d buy one…but only if the duct tape was purple. Log in to reply deepthought May 5, 2011, 1:40 pm where’s the hard drive fit? i think this prototype has more promise: http://osxdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/south-park-human-centipad.jpg Log in to reply lvwrrt May 5, 2011, 1:46 pm I’d like it to be platinum and have a triforce hologram in the duct tape … and external storage. Log in to reply EdEN May 5, 2011, 1:50 pm Ah, the internets. To be fair, wouldn’t it have to be 5 Wii systems duck-taped together? Seeing the iPod Touch on top of the GC controller made me realize that if the rumors are true then a 6″ touch screen is huuuuuuge. Log in to reply gamecollector44 May 5, 2011, 1:57 pm …TRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLLOL. o_O Log in to reply Amy May 5, 2011, 2:09 pm It doesn’t look so good:( Log in to reply Yellow Bear May 5, 2011, 3:00 pm when i was younger i wraped my gamecube in duck tap Log in to reply Ben May 5, 2011, 3:05 pm Very funny. I thought this was the leaked image of what its supposed to look like. http://www.joystiq.com/2011/04/25/probably-not-the-wii-2-part-ii-innovation-on-a-conference-tabl/ Log in to reply richufc May 5, 2011, 5:06 pm Not funny. Just read the headline on rss and very nearly shat myself! Log in to reply David May 5, 2011, 5:30 pm @richufc – Then our work here is nearly done! “Infendo – inducing trouser dumps since 2005!” Log in to reply ghettoska May 5, 2011, 5:44 pm Its seriously almost pathetic. I got the 3ds at launch and I probably got two weeks of use out of it, its been resting on the dock ever since. I started buying GBA games to pass the time, since there isn’t anything on wii either. I am pretty much waiting on this eshop at least till ocarina is out so I can finally get some use out of the thing. Log in to reply CM30 May 5, 2011, 6:02 pm Hah, I guess it’s funny you got to the joke before the mainstream media did. Still, makes me wonder what this new console will really look like, since the mock ups are just complete rubbish. Log in to reply ac May 6, 2011, 12:13 am god i remember seeing this on one of the ‘hardcore’ sites for a ‘design your wii 2’ contest. only about 90% of the submissions had duct tape in them. how original……..yawn. Log in to reply Streex May 6, 2011, 1:35 am So the new controller will also accept phone calls? Log in to reply Janush May 8, 2011, 3:33 am Besides all the game stuff, I hope you can control media with that touchscreen controller. I’ve been dying to get something like that for ages. Log in to reply AlvÃ¤rÃ¶ May 8, 2011, 4:53 pm It will look something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66gd9CKCWAU&feature=related + touch screen capability 😛 Log in to reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.