"Tingle-Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!" actually means "Buy my game, fool!"

Sure, your local game store employees can be annoying, but at least they tend to avoid dressing like fairy-obssesed Rupee hunters. This employee of a Japanese retailer went the extra mile to get customers to purchase Tingle’s new RPG. Why share this? Because if I had to be disturbed by it, so do you.