Square goes green with non-game lineup

I think Square-Enix must have been out too late partying last night, because their new title lineup reeks of someone who was caught doing something wrong by their wife or girlfriend, and is now doing anything and everything possible to make it all up to them. Like watch the Notebook; or buy expensive flowers. You get the idea. Or maybe you don’t, but you will when you see their latest “non-game” line-up:

DS Gardening Life
Listen to Classics

I get the impression the second one isn’t about a fun-loving, prank pulling basketball team; and the first one comes with a sample pack of Depends. What the heck Square?! Honestly! First you femininize all my Final Fantasy characters and now this?