As I typed away on my diamond encrusted keyboard today sipping Cristal from a goblet encased in platinum on my rich smelling mahogany desk, I started wishing I had a Mario tee shirt from Dolce and Gabbana that I could buy at my local Saks Fifth Avenue. And it had to be at LEAST $150 bucks. Today was my lucky day, as they have a Mario tee for $175 available just in time for the Wii launch. I sent my servant Hemsley to go fetch it, but you can just visit the web site.
Seriously though, if I’m paying this much for a tee shirt, the thing better be able to fight crime or something. Bulletproof at the very least.