How to win Wii Tennis (at any cost)

5 Rupees comidically examines four techniques for winning Wii Tennis at any cost:

Technique #1: Ultra Backhand Spin-Smash

Under the pretense of getting involved in the action, edge closer to the left-hand side of your opponent. Holding the Wiimote with your index finger slightly beneath the B-trigger and your palm at a ninety-degree angle, bring your arm towards your left shoulder, preparing for the smash. Time with the return and forcefully swing the controller across your body and towards your opponent.

As you swing, rotate the Wiimote so that the buttons face upwards, and smash the Wiimote into your opponent’s face. Try to aim for vital spots, such as the eye sockets, teeth, or the bridge of the nose.

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