Dead Rising’s Isabella really loves <em>Ben & Jerry’s</em> ice cream

Infendo

It’s the only way I can explain why she has multiple chins in the Wii version, coming soon, and not in the Xbox 360 version, which has been out for more than a two years.

Sure, the Wii’s graphics aren’t going to be as sharp, and the number of zombies on screen is pitifully less than the Xbox 360 version, but since when has a weaker processor translated into multiple chins?!

And they said Wii motion controls were supposed to make you thin. Urban legend debunked.

9 Comments

  1. F-ck this game. Direct port Lost Planet.

  2. Why is Capcom wasting their time and our time?

    Do they want this game to fail so they can cut Wii support? Is this why their support has gotten progressively worse and cyincal in just 2 years? Do they LIKE trolling the Wii like this?

  3. That’s one well fed looking lass!

  4. @ Jeff

    My thoughts exactly! The Wii port of Dead Rising has been getting bad press ever since the first screenshots of the game. What’s the point of even releasing a game that no one wants? Seriously, does ANYONE want this?

  5. Oink!

  6. Oh my god! IT’S HIDEOUS GET IT AWAY MY EYES CANNOT UNSEE WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN!!!

  7. Uh, this is biased crap, that scene was in the 360 version and it looks exactly the same. It’s just a shitty pose they put her in, it’s just some hate hype to sabotage the game.

  8. This is just a transition from one screen to another. Or so I was told in a GoNintendo-comment.

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