Satirist Andy Horowitz throws down the gauntlet today in a humor column on illegal immigration:
Elsewhere, the New England Journal of Medicine reports that people who play excessive amounts of Nintendo Wii may experience shoulder pain and may also never lose their virginity.
The column was hilarious, as Borowitz’s usually are, but this Wii thing in the final paragraph of the piece was so out of left field I just had to link to it today.