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Not a lot to get excited this week, except maybe G.I. Joe and the return of Virtual Console with Tecmo Bowl! (And I’m casting a sideways glance at M-rated WiiWare title Sexy Pokerâ„¢ … they trademarked “Sexy Poker”??)

Hop on in for the full list, plus a ton of Rock Band DLC releasing this week.

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ATV Quad Kings
Brave: A Warrior’s Tale
Pennzoil Build’n Race
Daisy Fuentes Pilates
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra — The Game
Real Heroes: Firefighter
World Championship Athletics

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra — The Game
Reversal Challenge

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OVERTURN
Publisher: Studio Zan Inc.
Players: 1-4
ESRB Rating: E10+ (Everyone 10 and Older) – Fantasy Violence
Price: 800 Wii Pointsâ„¢
Description: OVERTURN is a futuristic robot-versus-robot fighting game. Choose from eight different robots to pilot and master, using various close-range and long-range weapons to blast away enemies in six single-player tournaments. Unlock secret modes and up to 12 new weapons. Customize your robot’s color and weapons to prepare for your next battle. Then take the action online to play in a two-player Versus battle or a four-player Battle Royale match. Search the world for Friends or other players who are online and ready for battle. Players with the optional Wii Balance Board™ can use it to control their robots by shifting their weight.

Sexy Pokerâ„¢
Publisher: Gameloft
Players: 1
ESRB Rating: M (Mature) – Simulated Gambling, Suggestive Themes
Price: 500 Wii Points
Description: Get your pulse racing with a game of strip poker against a selection of six lovely manga-style women who may wind up in nothing but swimsuits or underwear when the final hand is dealt. Choose the classic Texas Hold’em Poker to be thrilled as the bets increase, or try the Black Jack game for a mix of chance and strategy. Discover the girls’ personalities: they’ll bluff you! Enter the photo gallery to see the pictures you’ve unlocked by playing and winning. If you’re good enough, Emi, Sakura and their seductive girlfriends will bet their clothes to stay in the game.

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Art Style: precipiceâ„¢
Publisher: Nintendo
Players: 1
ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) – Comic Mischief
Price: 500 Nintendo DSi Pointsâ„¢
Description: The sky is falling in the form of cubes in the action-oriented Art Style: precipice. Watch for the telltale shadow to avoid seeing your character get crushed by a falling cube while climbing the stacked cubes to ascend to the floors above. Push, pull or shove cubes to make your climb easier. Try to gain extra points by stepping on five cubes in a row on the same floor. In addition, you’ll encounter special cubes that can either be helpful or harmful to your effort. Choose from either TEN FLOORS mode, which challenges you to reach the tenth floor while scoring as many points as possible, or TOWER mode, which gives you the chance to climb as high as you can. Do you have what it takes to make it to the top, or will you be crushed?

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TECMO BOWL
Publisher: Tecmo
Players: 1-4
ESRB Rating: E (Everyone)
Price: 600 Wii Points
Description: Released in 1987, the football game that took America by storm is back. This arcade version required a custom-made dual-screen cabinet and was popular for its large characters and intense graphics. The game is filled with great action as players take control of receivers and running backs, quickly moving the controller to break a tackle. Play alone or with up to four players in a two-on-two match. Experience the best moments of both competitive and cooperative play, finding holes in your opponent’s defense, then savor the thrill of receiving a pass thrown by your teammate. In addition, game options such as play time, team division and difficulty level can be adjusted.

Rock Band – August 4th

Spinal Tap
“(Funky) Sex Farm”
“(Listen to the) Flower People (Reggae Stylee)”
“America”
“Big Bottom”
“Cups and Cakes”
“Gimme Some Money”
“Heavy Duty”
“Hell Hole”
“Rock ‘n’ Roll Creation”
“Stonehenge”
“Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight”

Black Sabbath
“N.I.B.” [cover version]
“Sweet Leaf” [cover version]
“War Pigs” [cover version]

Foo Fighters
“Doll”
“Enough Space”
“February Stars”
“Hey, Johnny Park!”
“Monkey Wrench”
“My Hero”
“My Poor Brain”
“New Way Home”
“See You”
“Up in Arms”
“Walking After You”
“Wind Up”

Guitar Hero World Tour – July 30th

Protest the Hero
“Bloodmeat”

Dropkick Murphys
“I’m Shipping up to Boston”

Against Me!
“New Wave”

11 Comments

  1. GI Joe is a licensed game. I hold little hope.

  2. That Art Style game on the DSi is another puzzler, but still sounds good.

  3. The new Art Style game sounds neat, though it’s not like I have a DSi anyway.

    So pretty much, another crappy week for game releases.

    Muramasa, hurry up.

  4. What, no love for Tecmo Bowl?

  5. Even though they may have been thinking about addition such as this themselves, they may not have gotten around it. Addition will only get you so far if you don\’t know where you are. In extra points this is even better than Rock Band DLC.

  6. Gah, I still wish I could afford Rock and or Guitar Hero…

  7. You not cooking.

  8. Firefighter will be good !
    looking forward to the release in Europe

  9. tecmo bowl was my favorite football game of yesteryear. so simple, yet so fun. i’ll probably nab that one, but other than that this is a lamentably sad list.

  10. They also just updated the camera to upload photos to facebook.

  11. OH SHIT GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE.